I think my grandson (5) will grow up to drive an Audi. I've caught him several times today picking his nose
We’ve got #2 sons children (7 & 4) staying tonight. They’ve been here since 2pm. We’re both knackered!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? A LADY FOUND MY PHONE ON A CHAIR RIGHT BESIDE ME AT MCDONALD'S TODAY - LITERALLY 15 SECONDS AFTER I PUT IT THERE. I WATCHED HER POCKET IT. SHE TRIED KEEPING IT!! I KEPT TAPPING HER ON THE SHOULDER TO TELL HER TO GIVE IT BACK BUT THIS DUMB ASS DENIED HAVING IT!! THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING.. AN EVEN BIGGER DUMB ASS KEPT TAPPING.... See more
took my boy to Santa Pod to watch the drag racing, fantastic, could not believe the size of turbo's on this Volvo the size of a bucket!!!
Packing for a trip to Corsica tomorrow and wondering why I always have to take the kitchen sink. I know for a fact that I won't use half of what I am taking. Perhaps hypnosis would cure me of this affliction?
If only! Trouble is, I have known this for a long time now. The answer may be to get a bike with zero luggage carrying capacity!