And I'm Off.. I Really Am This Time

Discussion in 'Touring' started by chizel, May 3, 2019.

  1. My niece gave me the book when we met in Prague..
    She's a smart cookie..
    How would one get to this island?
     
  2. Château d'If
    Île d'If
    13007 Marseille
    France

    Apparently a ferry from Marseille on Google maps?
     
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  3. The sea breeze has rendered me incapable of riding today...
    Can't even blame the beer.. I've only managed half a pint and that's taken me 30 mins!!
     
  4. how did the bloke in the book get on it?
     
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  5. Racked my brains looking for a link with the three pics but nothing remotely amusing comes to mind. Is the answer unprintable as well?
     
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  6. good decision because it's raining here today. Enjoy your beach:upyeah:
     
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  7. 20190607_164256.jpg le cheapest bar in town!!! Full of work men and the owner is a big rugby fan ... you may remember I stopped here for a glass o red yesterday?
    I left a full pack of ciggys on the table outside.. I've just got here now and my cigs were behind the counter ...
    How good is that?
    Anyhu, they love a kiwi here... ever since tana umaga came and played for the local team Toulon in 2006?
    Once again I'm amazed by the hospitality I have been shown...
     
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  8. Tomorrow I will get scrambles out for a blast...
    I nearly named him zimmer , after a town I passed in Austria? Or maybe Germany...( and the walking frame for folks like @Exige) but that would have been unfair... turns out he ain't so slow... just a lil misunderstood!!
     
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  9. Are you talking Scrambler or Exige? If it's the latter then it's both :)
     
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  10. It ain't hard to understand exige... it's all boobies and belts with him...
    But dam he is a lil slow up top...
    Still, no need to rush at his age... ( he is older than you right?)
     
    #1550 chizel, Jun 7, 2019
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  11. I've just gone to get another glass of red and they won't let me pay for it!!!
    Normally they won't serve Me!!!
    Viva la France!!!!
     
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  12. I've decided I'm having craps for dinner... I'm pretty sure that's how they say it here... it's like a pancake...
     
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  13. How can I be older than my dad :bucktooth:
     
  14. Im my own grandpa?
     
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  15. Your not supposed to eat it :tired_face:
     
  16. Keh?
     
  17. Your wank puss :weary_face:
     
  18. Dude..... please... there is ladies present....
     
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  19. Don't show them your phone :eyes:
     
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  20. Not present present or I would have snared 1 by now , but you get me..
     
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