And I'm Off.. I Really Am This Time

Discussion in 'Touring' started by chizel, May 3, 2019.

  1. The French make me laugh...
    I don't understand most of it but the blokes at the bar were just pointing at a gym queen over the road and yelling g.i Joe g.i Joe. .
     
  2. What to do about saint Christopher? Kat said don't lose him.. and I did... I keep checking my stuff , hoping he is in there somewhere but he's not...
     
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  3. Just get another. He’s not fussy about which icon you carry around with you...
     
  4. If there was a God, he wouldn't have let the Scrambler be built.
     
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  5. Things we’ve learnt so far

    Chiz isn’t the chimney climbing cockney geezer I thought he was

    He drinks - a lot - of red mainly - out of bottles - here’s hoping he’s discovered Pinot noir isn’t the only red

    Everything is lil

    He’s missed the boat in more ways than one
    He likes a cheesy slice
    The UK has lost his attention , looking forward to upcoming episodes of Chizs Chateau

    His incinerators broken - I think due to all that hot air blowing in from the south

    Lack of bin shots has been a constant disappointment though
     
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  6. Harsh... I thought I'd mixed the bin to normal stuff ratio pretty good...
    But I do like a cheesy slice and am struggling to cone to terms with heading back to London..
    Meanwhiles €7 chicken and chips!! And a bit of red ... 15599260027542051296728.jpg
     
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  7. There's still time for him to knock out a cook show with one or two glasses of wine for us folks before he gets back to blighty:upyeah:
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  8. ^^^^^^^Getting hungry fast now:upyeah:
     
  9. Don't mind if i do:confused:
     
  10. ^ :upyeah: will prob take a camera crew next time.
     
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  11. Think Bear Grylls and a camels insides...
     
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  12. He's a Malbec lil dude is out Chizzer :thinkingface:
     
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  13. These days I lean more towards a malbec...oh yea... like what you said!!
     
  14. Get back to Nice and watch 22 sweaty birds run around a field for 90 mins
     
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  15. Is that a picture of a French cock in a crop top?
     
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    Love you... I thought of you today when I saw a mv brutal? Parked up... wicked looking thing.. you still got yours?
     
  17. Yes but mines the Dragster (spokes wheels) done over 11k now - still loves it
     
  18. Top notch!!! .mv do make a good looking bike ..
    I've never seen the dragster in the flesh mind...but I don't get about much!!!
     
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  19. easy, get some tin foil, put a coin with a geeza on it and brass rub it so it looks like a st christoper then say "hey, I still got it" using the coin won't work as there maybe a need for wine coinage some time soon

    oh, and when you've read this delete it in case she see's it
     
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