Quotes

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

 

Veni, vidi, Visa

[I came, I saw, I bought]

 

Women only fake orgasm because they think men care.

 

I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because sometimes they take a rest.

[Alexandre Dumas]

 

before the watershed, its actually 'I can smell your scent'
whats funny, is they must have done two takes!

 

here's a hole here's into the hole here's another hole here's into he to........

 

claire, what have you done to your honey pot?

 

"I'm Sparticus" said by Sparticus and many other sparticus's

 

im sparticus also

 

I’ve tried many times but every time I get my helmet near my arse hole, I get a hard on!

 

“If it’s got tyres or tits it’ll give you problems eventually “

 

Just love your roxy music avatar, I have been known to knock one out to that album cover

Although to be fair the bra section in Kay’s catalogue has copped it more than once

 

25 Quotes From Rousseau, The Forgotten Genius Who Created The Modern World

Truth is no road to fortune

 

no lo soñe

 

Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge

 

Fiat Lux!

why oh why they never released this model I will never know, maybe it’s just not Italian humour

 

At which point the lady should've told Churchill "you're no oil painting yourself you fat cunt"

 

Never argue with stupid people because they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Mark Twain (shanias brother)