Your garden will probably have gained SSSI status by the time you get back. It will have newts, bats and spiral shell snails in it
So... I'm sitting at a bar, as you would expect... I've walked 5 feet away from my seat to have a cig ci the doorway. . I left a €5 note and about 10 in change on the bar ... The place ain't busy. The nearest person is an old lady of 60 ish (sorry 90% of the forum) about 5 bar stools down . ... Anyhu I hear a lil raised voices, and turned to find the bar men trying to wrestle my money out of this demented birds hands . Wtf? They get it back and give it to me .. she sits down like nothing happened.... Crazy... I tried to get a pic of her but she's got up and gone now... Best bit was, I put the money in my pocket but dropped a 5 cent, she picked it up and gave it to me with a tut , like I should be more carefull. Perhaps she is right .. never trust an old person... And they complain about the youth these days..
Got talking to some Welsh ( just before I was mugged by a pensioner) and they are on the boat tomorrow... They threatened that they will be at the bar from open till close and if I want to join em Id better bring my A game... Foolish fools... Wait till I get em on the shots .. Mean whiles I'm having one last Spanish steak at a place with a bike hanging from the ceiling... Good stuff..
Ok... A steakette .. if that's a 250 gram sirloin , I'm exiges long lost love child. . Still , it's only ,€30.00 Wtf!!!???
