Smoking

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by chizel, Feb 26, 2017.

  1. Yes ( I might be biased)
    The smokers hit will have leather armchairs and such like too (I might be biased)

    The others will just have spikes and no roof
     
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  2. You smokers are going to Hell in a carcinogenic haze of Brownian Motion-subject pollutant particles.

    Signed,
    An Ex-Smoker Who is as Smug and Annoying as Any Remoaner You Have Ever Imagined

    PS, Live and Let Live, except when I say.
     
  3. Happy, you missed off happy.

    Ex-smokers go too, but sadly
     
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  4. I have no idea what you just said but I feel instinctively that it is important and relevant.
     
  5. Surely you want plastic (faux leather) chairs? Otherwise they will stink!

    "You smokers are going to Hell happily; in a carcinogenic haze of Brownian Motion-subject pollutant particles reeking and coughing, after spending years in leather chairs outside the pub."
     
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  6. There are times, Jez that you simply go too far.
     
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  7. Its just the truth. Coughing all the time must be sad for the smoker, but the stink is terrible for everyone!

    PS, Live and Let Live, except when it smells really bad.
     
  8. I SAID.....

    Doesn’t matter
     
  9. Yes of course, but plastic chairs? Where's your humanity?
     
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  10. Have you smelt a cyclist
     
  11. Or is it smelled
     
  12. And an agreement was thusly reached.

    I fecking LOVE happy endings.
     
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  13. This is acceptable.

    This is not.
     
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  14. No - I do not sniff cyclists nor allow their sweat soaked spandex pungent "aroma" to enter my nostrils if I can help it. I would rather put a bandana over my face. Remember when you smell something it is because "bits of it are entering your body via the nose"...
     
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  15. You wouldn't say that if they were your chairs!
     
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  16. PPPPP.

    It's the rule.
     
  17. I'm guessing the middle class social justice warriors will be okay with smoking being banned but not Class A drugs because as we have seen, they look down on cannabis dealers but some of their own best friends are class A dealers supplying their daily toot
     
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  18. noobie - beat me to it (and worded it better than I would have done), but no
     
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