Oohhh, I feel like I’ve hit the jackpot @Davebird A bin shed Bins Binmen A bin lorry Just needed my bike in the frame but I couldn’t get out there quick enough. Still 4 out 5 ain’t bad. Have a good day Viv
On the subject of topiary............our new next door neighbour (bit of a miserable twat, and a golfer apparently) had a "golfer tree" delivered yesterday and it's now taking pride of place in his back garden. Me and SWMBO were pissing ourselves laughing last night when we saw it. It's something like this pic below........... Anyway out of curiosity I have just looked online to see how much the monstrosity could have cost................cheapest I've seen is £786 and they average around £2k. Definitely a case of too much money and no class. What a cock! I wont be making friends with him I don't think.
Those steps being how to set it on fire? Step 1. Take a can of petrol Step 2. Pour petrol on topiary figure Step 3. Take a box of matches or a lighter Step 4. Set petrol on topiary figure alight Step 5. Dance around chanting whilst the figure goes up in flames