You go for a fantastic day paintballing with your family and you find that you hurt more and more as the day after progresses. Both hubby and I can hardly walk now, whereas the kids are bouncing around the house as happy as can be. It was excellent fun though, I would suggest it to anyone.
katie Maybe a bit of the problem was that you were hit more than the kids!!! With all the computer games now the kids nowadays are fantastic shots. Great day out though I agree. Anyway You know your getting old when..........space invaders look like this
I used to have an old space invaders game back when we had the PS1, it was the only thing I could ever beat the kids at.
You know you're getting old when you're at the checkout in Tescos and they ask "do you need help packing ?"
When Fuglystradas start to become quite attractive to you and begin to gain more appeal than a superbike.....:biggrin:
Customer service is "would you like some help..." As you get older it changes to a (patronising) "do you need help..." It's all about the semantics. Thinking about it, you know you're getting older when you're thinking about semantics at 8am... (before anyone else says it !)
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns.
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns. (and when you double post)
When you reaslise that you cant look like Rossi on a bike never mind ride like Rossi on a bike so you ditch the superbike that we have all had for something superior!!!
You know when you are getting old when you see the face of an 18-year old looking back at you every morning in the shaving mirror. The trouble is there's always some grey haired old fart standing in the way!!
You know your getting old when...... You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch the tv
or someone has to help you up from the floor from watching the tv (black and white of course) .........ceefax anyone????.............. try sitting cross legged , back straight like ya did in the school assembly really close to the tv, lol not quite the same on a 52" tv hehehehehe...... or have a big boys wee wee in the motorway services ie ( trousers and pants down round the ankles hands on hips pissing into the pan) then wait for security and explain you have the mental age of a 6 year old
You load up your Kreiga luggage on the back of your bike for your trip away Then realise you cant get your leg over without the aid of a set of steps
or forget altogether why you packed then start mumbling about the war while a large dark stain starts spreading across the front of your trooooosers
