You know you are getting old when....

You know your old when you become a curmudgeon but convince your self everyone with a half full glass should be shot

 

You're





Well that should test your resolve

 

When you read a news article and don’t understand it

Twitch loses streaming star Ninja to Microsoft's Mixer https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-49200965

 

Think of it like Des Lynham leaving the BBC to go to ITV.

HTH.

 

can relate to that..
https://madisonrecord.com/stories/510559467-alton-attorney-accidentally-sues-himself

 

When you click on this thread out of curiosity and....











Oh fuck

 

what.. soiled yourself?

 

I was thinking more along the lines of everything is familiar - but good shout, made me laugh

Just noticed I'm a 'Senior Member' FFS

 

Your kids ask you why you shake the milk bottle when you get it out of the fridge. I do it every time, even though milk has been homogenised for decades

 

When the feck did that happen??

 

When you absent mindedly mistake the Branston pickle jar for the instant coffee. It makes a mess of the spoon. Andy

 

when you wonder what the darker specks are in the brown sugar and then work out that they must be weevils.

 

think most of us are Harry - didn't Android do an "average age" thread on here?

 

Can't remember - better start a new one

 

When you can't remember the joke but are still laughing at the punchline days later...

 

We no longer get straight milk?

 

Depends on your gender identity