I’ve just read that a worldwide survey was recently conducted by the UN. The only question the survey asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
Went to Eastnor -- Land Rover experience and spent the morning driving a 3.0 TDI Discovery HSE around their muddy tracks and obstacles. BRILLIANT Car - Lovely Place and the Instructor was called Dave... He was great too. Its amazing where these things will go and what they will do - all running standard tyres... Shame the car was white.. For those of you that have never done something like it... I would highly recommend.....
Been for a ride out to Whitby, then on to Redcar for Fish & Chips (well posh! ) back to Saltburn for Ice Cream, then across the Moors to Hutton-le-Hole for a beer, 9 hours and I am knackered
Just watching Moto America Superbikes on Eurosport 2 and someone crashed, went into the kitty litter where there was a Portaloo right in the middle of the run off with a few bails round it - WTF the bike cartwheel just to the right of it
Spent 2 hours on the Hyperstrada in the garage cleaning off the Scottish detritus from my NC500 trip. Then watched the Ulster GP. Hickman has balls like Buster Gonad
Went to neighbour's allotment (they are away and did ask us to!) - no need for watering as it rained all night but picked green beans, raspberries and cut some rhubarb and am now making a second batch of rhubarb gin Quite enjoying the concept of them doing the hard work and we just help ourselves! Also went for a quick spin on the 748
Sounds like it was a good day.........but I have to ask one question........what the fuck were you thinking of going to Redcar???
Been struggling today with a muscle spasm in my back affecting my ability to lift my right knee pain free. Non prescription medication doesn’t get close but a king prawn dansak and mushroom rice with copious amounts of birra moretti seem to making life bearable Andy
Many many many years ago, I thought that too, then made some concessions and ended up marrying wife no.1 Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, . . . . . ever, compromise. SWMBO no.2, even after 27 years is much better and was not a compromise
