Don't worry, being s**t dyke is not a bad thing - it should really be taken as a compliment, I.e. you are not a stereotypical dungaree wearing, overly butch sort. El T - way too subtle a back-handed compliment there!
Is that a dunk her in chocolate and throw her ? I think Kelly Brooke is pretty , so does my Dad lol! would I ? er no !!!! Men are far more fun ( I think ).
Obvious choice that eveyone has missed so far - Jenny Tinmouth... She scrubs uo pretty well, and she races superbikes !
Aye... Our James is a good lad... comes from Sheffield and plays t'piano tha kno's... I'd rather chase Jenny though...