meh, its OK ish. there's ScoTS.. in you aint there? that will explain the, self deprecating. always good, always entertaining.
I believed you right up to the "Honest", 'tain't nothing to be ashamed of Chiz, you're just different petal, that's all.
One man's Glaswegian man whore is another man's sheep I guess.. or something like that.. Different is good.. not Russell fucken Crow different mind....