What Has Got Under Your Skin Today?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Oct 3, 2018.

  1. Yep, he does the same and also licks his fingers instead of using napkins. Oh and smacks his lips..its akin to a chimps tea party come break time.
     
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  2. I agree and understand you frustration however where I fill up they like you to leave your vehicle there at the pump, I think it’s either to do with people getting confused about which pump they were at if they move and also potentially people slipping off without paying, not that your going to get away with that due to cctv ..?
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  3. i think it would have been a fair swap . A full tank of fuel in his car in exchange for leaving his wife in the petrol station.
     
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  4. The amount of times this week I've heard 'yeah, but...'

    Negative can't do tossers. The lot of em. Country and workplaces are full of them. If they were in power, we'd all be speaking French and have King Charles the 15th in charge.
     
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  5. David Cameron and Tony Blair. They are like when you stand in dog shite with heavy grip soled shoes on. Very difficult to get rid of.
     
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  6. M6 junction 15
     
  7. Fecking telephone banking 'computer says no' wallahs :mad:

    I tried to pay off my wife's credit card bill (we only have one credit card these days which happens to be in her name, used mainly for pre-charging at hotels as you can't use a debit card - which is another gripe:mad:). Our account is in joint names but the credit card from the same bank isn't. Could I pay it? Could I f**k!

    "I'm sorry sir but I can't discuss matters relating to that card with you"

    "I don't want to discuss matters I just want make a payment"

    "I'm sorry sir but I can't help you with that"

    "I'm not trying to take money out I'm trying to give you money to pay off the card"

    "I'm sorry sir but I can't help you with that"

    "Well how can I pay it then?"

    "You'll have to go into a branch sir"

    "Do you see the address on the statement details in front of you?"

    "Yes sir, blah blah blah, Ireland"

    "Correct, so how am I supposed to get into a branch when I don't even live in the country where the branches are?"

    "I'm sorry sir I can't help you with that".

    "Oh for f**k's sake!"

    "Is there anything else I can help you with sir?"

    "No"

    "You have a good day now"

    "How the f**k am I going to have a good day when I can't even do a simple f**king thing like pay a credit card bill" by which time she'd hung up.

    Seriously, f**king security, she knows full well who I am from all the details I gave and the information she has on screen.

    Rant over:(
     
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  8. Shit driving that when you beep the horn at them they then become flustered and aggressive at you ?
    It was your fucking fault you fucking retard! That’s why I beeped. Learn to fucking drive then you won’t get beeped at. And stick your namby pamby fucking nanny state up your fucking arse where being a victim has become so cool and acceptable.
    All these fuckers do is detract from people who really need help.
    Cun#s
     
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  9. You sound a bit posh, maybe a little aristocratic. Are you Nigerian by any chance?
     
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  10. I thought everyone did that...….I need to grow up!!!
     
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  11. Happens regularly, have to remind myself it's people a few rungs up the ladder that need talking to. If only they were trained to offer a solution more often - I guess separate accounts must be one, with additional problems.
     
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  12. People who beep their horns at me when all I’m doing is minding my own business and obeying the law of the land. Then seem to get upset when I tell them to f@ck off by voice or gesture.










    :p @Zhed46
     
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  13. Don’t you wave back at them to reassure them that you do know they are there and you are deliberately obstructing them? Or is that just me?
     
  14. Ah.....but I imagine you weren’t stranded in the fast lane of the M1 at time :yum

    Other than that it seems fair enough to me! Rarely a day goes by when I have to remind myself what I do for a living and that I really need to keep a lid on my bad tempered offers of unsolicited opinions on their doziness, apparent absence of spatial awareness, poor lane discipline, usage of mobile phones while driving etc.

    I’m teaching my 17 year old how to ride at the moment. Although he’s got his CBT and a 125 twist and go moped, I’m basically giving him a home brew DAS course before I let him out on the road unsupervised. In doing so I’ve also realised that he’s picked up some bad habits from me and a few times I’ve had to tell him off for making comments to car drivers that could easily get him into a scrap with someone while we are out on our travels. Hypocrite, much. :rolleyes:
     
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  15. I normally just don't press any buttons or say anything and get transferred to a human as the computer gives in
     
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  16. Westminster!!
     
  17. Tories
     
  18. That was a human being - apparently:mad:
     
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