Why Do Fat People Drive Small Cars

Does anyone notice its the overweight ones that oark the closest to shops. They could do with walking an evtra few yards.
Lazy feckerz

I'm getting fatter everyday, looking to buy a fiat 500, the sporty one, chucks like sporty cars

 

you should probably invest in Spell Check first.......

 

Are we talking drill or really sexy 4 jaw lathe chucks?

Or is this simply Northern speak? Cilla used to say “ Are you alright chuck”

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He became grumpy when he bought the porka and the radio didn't work, only picked up bbc scotland. Never recovered

 

Northern fatheads,surely?

 

Ffs spelling teacher is in today

 

Poor Cilla, once the big star of saturday night telly. I remember Blind Date

 

Headline.....Cilla touched my fat willy in a small lotus sports car even though im a gay black irish jew.



Fecking spell check i ment to say leave the fatties alone.

 

What selfie filter did you use for that

 

I think that's fairly acceptable considering they may die for the sake of a snack when people can eat something else.

 

“Why do fat people drive small cars?”

Small cars are cheaper, more money for take-aways.

 

Actually the last bastion of discrimination is about short people...
It's openly acceptable to give someone shit about their hight where most wouldn't call someone fat in public they have no bones about giving the lil guy crap..
In fact there was a documentary a few years back where the had several male specimens and a group of a few hundred women, the nuts of it was, the short guys where picked last as potential partners, based solely on their hight (or lack there of) ... Despite their personalities or achievements in life they were a no go due to societies view on what is cool...
One day , sgagging a shorty or fatty will be the thing to do to upset mum...
Roll on those days!!!!!

 

Being short and fat will be a fucken bonus I tell ya...