Why Do Fat People Drive Small Cars

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by hyperdildo, Oct 3, 2019.

  1. Very good point ..
    It's ok to give gingers shit as well...
    Tbh, i can't remember the exact day it became unacceptable to give someone shit about their physical features, but it was a very sad one...
    There is a huge gulf between being derogatory and banter and I think we all know where the line lies, unfortunately we have to be told by all and sundry that we dont know the difference... All this time on earth and suddenly we are out of order?
    If I couldn't give the poles at work shit and they couldn't pick on my hight Vs weight issues, we would largely have fuck all to talk about.. luckily we are all old school and enjoy the " offensive" stuff
     
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  2. Hmmmm ... I've no more to add....
     
  3. Said Diane Abbott
     
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  4. Oh!!!! Black, short, fat, stupid and possibly has/had some ginger in her... We've fucken nailed it here!!!!
     
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  5. mate of mine loves reminding me I'm 5 foot 6 and 3 quarters :D i remind him I'm genetically this height he wasn't born to be a 25 stone fat cnut :p
     
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  6. She is the absolute smorgasbord of twattery created by the modern world the gift that keeps on giving lol
     
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  7. Glad I’m perfect
     
  8. Erm, triple bubble for our Chizzer then :thinkingface:
     
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  9. In the days of the cave man (@Exige will tell ya) short guys were the pick of the litter..
    Better at climbing , fighting, hunting and shagging... It's only in these selfie lightweight pussy mother fucker times that girls want a tall guy... They only want em so they can borrow their make up and talk hair products...
     
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  10. Diane Abbott sex tape has been leaked on the internet, here’s a screenshot

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  11. Neanderthals fitted that description. they lost.
     
  12. Lost what?
     
  13. the evolutionary race.
     
  14. mmmmmm don't know about Neanderthals losing there's a few strange specimen running the planet at the minute :p
     
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  15. Dark hair and an upright (ish) stance? Did the move to Scottish land?
     
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  16. Blond ones even!!
     
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  17. Because they can... It's a challenge...
    (Getting back on topic)
     
  18. Unlucky, you were born 3 million years too late :)
     
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  19. Or too to 2 Tu two early... You fucks ain't ready for this.
     
  20. (dam... I was gunna put a pic up for that but it ain't working... Picture me as a bronze god with a huge hammer...)
     
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