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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by johnv, Apr 9, 2013.

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  1. Actually to the chap who said "the usual biker bird mess".

    Post up a photo of you please .
    I'm sure us girls on the forum would like to see what the perfect specimen of man looks like .

    The blokes may want to know as well as many a man strives for perfection :)

    I would love to see what the best looking man in the world looks like.

    When I'm on my bike I dress properly .
    I don't care if I look like a sack of spuds!
    I'm there to ride my bike not partake in a fashion show ffs.
     
    #41 He11cat, Apr 9, 2013
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  2. I was arguing with the wife about holidays the other day.

    I want to go to the Costa Del Sol , she wants to come with me.
     
    #42 wroughtironron, Apr 9, 2013
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  3. Know what you mean. Me & the Wife are always arguing about sex and money, I mean she charges me too much...
     
    #43 Dukedesmo, Apr 9, 2013
  4. Last year, on our second night on holiday in Tunisia I got drunk and ended up selling the wife for 35 camels for a laugh.

    As I sobered up the next morning I couldn't believe what I had done.

    I fecking hate camels.
     
    #44 wroughtironron, Apr 9, 2013
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  5. You too? I thought your missus charged me more than she charged you :frown:
     
    #45 El Toro, Apr 9, 2013
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  6. My wife asked, "Does my bum look big in this?"

    I said, "Do you want the honest truth?"

    "Yes" She replied, "Don't hold back."

    "Ok" I replied, "I'm banging your sister."
     
    #46 wroughtironron, Apr 9, 2013
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  7. :biggrin: When I first met her she told me I was one in a million, later I found out she was right...
     
    #47 Dukedesmo, Apr 9, 2013
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  8. She came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

    So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
     
    #48 wroughtironron, Apr 9, 2013
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  9. Sounds like women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Guys, does it bother you that almost without exception the women on here don't agree with you ?
     
    #49 johnv, Apr 9, 2013
  10. Nope
     
    #50 colz, Apr 9, 2013
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  11. A couple of people have made references as to whether or not it is degrading to women. Have you considered it might be degrading to men?
    You needn't answer colz, I think we know what your answer will be.
     
    #51 johnv, Apr 9, 2013
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  12. Well done!!! Great to know you have such a complete understanding of me. Will sleep better for it
     
    #52 colz, Apr 9, 2013
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  13. Why are so many of us obsessed with carpentry?
     
    #53 Stressed Hippo, Apr 9, 2013
  14. Its degrading when they are mingers with far too much make-up (or badly applied) and fake over large hideous breasts. Those tea stain tans look awful too.
     
    #54 Cranker V2, Apr 9, 2013
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  15. Representation of the female form can beautiful art or it can be tasteless and tacky pornography.
    Men are biologically programmed to respond to the female form and I can admire that form as much as the next man but I can't help but feel that turning women into objects doesn't do anyone any favours, for women or men.
    I don’t see that the women involved are getting paid to ‘model’changes any of that.
    I think Char hit the nail on the head; as described it is all just a bit sad.
     
    #55 johnv, Apr 9, 2013
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  16. View attachment 13673
    Biker Bird mess about a month ago..... straight off my bike , hairs a mess , make ups probably smudged, Someone saw me without makeup the other week fresh off my bike ( under dire circumstance).
    I couldn't give a rats arse what anyone thinks of me anymore..... not going to change now and besides you should just take people as they are and not judge a book by its cover.
    I am also vile as I keep a precious petrol tank in my bedroom and handlebars and Ohllins shock under my bed (please note the handlebars and shock are not there for some obscure kinky sex game. But if there was a fire I could grab them and if I was robbed they would have to get past me and a baseball bat.

    I do agree with however "the future is not bright , the future is not orange!"

    The trend here is to dye your hair black and then pile on orange fake tan and pale lipstick and HD brows done badly that look like two slugs having a kip on your forehead!!

    Only one person can rock the orange face View attachment 13674 Men however can look great with the tanned look View attachment 13675

    This thread has now given me the adverts "Date Ukraine ladies" ffs as if things are not crap enough!!!
     
    #56 He11cat, Apr 10, 2013
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  17. SOunds like the MCN girls...:eek:
     
    #57 Nelson, Apr 10, 2013
  18. sorry im a man, i like women and like seeing the grid girls at bike racing, got to look at something whilst the bikes aint doing anything on the grid, i respect women, why is everything so over the top nowadays,its just abit of light hearted fun, no harm to anyone.

    dont read red tops so not bothered with the topless thing in them, when my mother in law stays i flick through her sun, and glance at page 3 as you do, then turn straight to the back and read the sport
     
    #58 kev cornwall, Apr 10, 2013
  19. never heard it called that before! :biggrin:
     
    #59 Sev, Apr 10, 2013
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  20. Wondering how many of you 'men' have teenage daughters and would be happy to post pics of her on here ,,,, anyway moving on

    The day Ducati Marketing decide it's a good idea to put an over endowed spotty youth in a pair of tight lycra shorts and a dodgy helmet on the grid is the day I'll be down the KTM dealer faster than you can say SuperDuke
     
    #60 Char, Apr 10, 2013
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