Is it a cat S N or X? Actually, I already have one of those, great piece of kit, strimmer, brush cutter, hedge trimmer all in one. Interchangeable ends coming off the same PTO. So, respectfully Harry, I will decline
How about a McAllister leaf blower/sucker? It belches noxious fumes from the exhaust and makes a hell of a racket - suit you sir....
Hmmmm, I don't have one of them. Do you think I could convert it for use as turbo-charger on the DucatDoodlePug? Also, how many wotsits would you be offering as well?
I think we are close to a deal here (best give Boris some tips) It would make an ideal turbocharger with - added fuel injection (see noxious exhaust) - turning the DucatDoodlePug into a bit of a SuperScoot sleeper Would a pallet of Wotsits be fair?
Hmm are we talking euro pallet or those other things? Or even a double pallet perhaps? Also, how tall would the stack in the pallet be and what would the best before date be on them? Details, details, details, it’s so difficult (but possible) to tie down the legal text
Standard Scottish pallet (one foot square) and one foot high to fit in the standard Scottish transport (to your account). Past sell by date but within spitting distance of best before date. Are we there yet
Hmmm...... let me think about that But..... can you say ‘Scottish’ ? Shouldn’t it be ‘Scottish’ ? According to another thread on here you are a racist sir Perhaps I ought not to deal with you.
I can say Scottish as I is Scottish, like the N word being used by those of a certain skin pigmentation. Step away from the race card - after all you are the outsider, and those in glass houses require to be clothed at all times So we have a deal then?
Did I mention delivery to the Scottish Highlands is £6225 coz you is so far away. FYI, I’ve reduced it from £6250, which would be the normal rate, as Ive a return load, ie the pallet of wotsits, which is better than running back empty
I could pick it up, therefore saving the £6,225 - you can still pay for delivery of the Wotsits though
LOL BTW (or should it be BRW?) There’s a entry fee of £200 to my shed plus there’s an EU exit tariff on yellow motorbikes of £6000. Sorry, not my fault, blame Dave.
That would be Dave Cameron and if you bring your crowbar there’ll be a €200 tariff to bring it into the EU - metal moving parts tariff. Not me, Dave agsin
Writing his memoirs in an overpriced gypsy caravan, doing the after dinner circuit, sticking the knife in Boris again (that was the whole reason for the EU referendum after all), getting fancy 'jobs' with big city mates. Him and his mates are having a right royal giraffe at our expense. He needs to die in a ditch with his old chum he does
I know that this is an R but it will be interesting to see what it makes...similar provenance...guide £11-13k
Can be arranged for a very large fat fee paid directly into my Swiss account as i'm getting low on funds at the minute.
