The Dick Swinging Thread .....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Dibble, Oct 18, 2019.

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  1. I’ve got a Kitchen Aid mixer

    Bow to me peasants
     
    #41 Advikaz, Oct 18, 2019
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  2. Can have as many bikes as you like... it still doesn't make a shed a garage :p
     
    #42 JH_1986, Oct 18, 2019
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  3. Trumps ya. I have 3
     
    #43 Expat Jack, Oct 18, 2019
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  4. Bugger. Just seen your footnote. I don’t have as many as you. Now, where’s me wallet.
     
    #44 Expat Jack, Oct 18, 2019
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  5. Show off:D
     
    #45 Biot, Oct 18, 2019
  6. You think you’ve got it bad Keith......
    I’ve got a bloody GS Adventure and to make it worse I enjoy riding it......I’m off!!!
     
    #46 JAT, Oct 18, 2019
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  7. I think my new Lithuanian girlfriend might be dumping me due to my oversized willy :eek:
     
    #47 Exige, Oct 18, 2019
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  8. You’ll be ok once you pay her invoice :)
     
    #48 El Toro, Oct 18, 2019
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  9. 1 night a week :eek:
     
    #49 Exige, Oct 18, 2019
  10. I didn't charge her :thinkingface:
     
    #50 Exige, Oct 18, 2019
  11. Corrected for you sir.;)
     
    #51 XH558, Oct 18, 2019
  12. Now that is deffo not what she squealed :yum
     
    #52 Exige, Oct 18, 2019
  13. where the Lithuanian said, "what a cock"
     
    #53 andyb, Oct 18, 2019
  14. No, she doesn't know you and I never mentioned you once :blush:
    Nice to see you have stopped crying and taken me off ignore - I will treat you better this time Andy Pandy, promise :blush:
     
    #54 Exige, Oct 18, 2019
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  15. Those Lithuanian batteries charge up pretty quick tho, so you should be good to go...
     
    #55 laava, Oct 18, 2019
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  16. She might explode :worried::bomb:
     
    #56 Exige, Oct 18, 2019
  17. Send me ALL the pictures and schematics... and I'll look it over for you.
     
    #57 AirCon, Oct 18, 2019
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  18. Soz....I'm in da pub....x
     
    #58 AirCon, Oct 18, 2019
  19. JPG10010.jpg
    She's thinking aboot it o_O

    View attachment 172426
     
    #59 Exige, Oct 18, 2019
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  20. any reason why you can afford a local lass?
     
    #60 finm, Oct 18, 2019
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