The Dick Swinging Thread .....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Dibble, Oct 18, 2019.

  1. lawsuits?
     
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  2. I earn more the posher they are ;)
     
  3. Near the river :thinkingface:
     
  4. you're a pimp?
     
  5. A modern day Paul Daniels.
     
  6. You're an Imp :)
     
  7. He used to own Mother Shipton's Cave in Knaresborough :thinkingface: he doesn't any more...
     
  8. you do know he is now working on framing some kind of disappearing sausage joke.
     
  9. hmm, maybe more gimp than pimp me thinks.
     
  10. I liked that cave, not a lot but I liked it.
     
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  11. You're no that bad the finm :thinkingface:
     
  12. At least Paul made the women come back, after he made them disappear.
     
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  13. yip, its very little and not a lot.
     
  14. Enough of your problems, the cave is tiny too :bucktooth:
     
  15. a small cave, shallow even. hmm just like....
     
  16. the finm :)
     
  17. You have to be sure of the exact words used here. ... Was it 'I'm leaving because you HAVE a massive cock' or ' im leavng beacause you ARE a massive cock' ? Big difference! :kissing_heart:;)
     
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  18. Yep sorry I can do 2400nm at 1500rpm, but it’s only good for 30mph, however in the right hands is good for squashing cars and flattening buildings.

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