The Dick Swinging Thread .....

bigger than you.
there you go, there's my on topic contribution to the dick swinging thread.
waaaaayyyy bigger.

 

Yes, 'you' are 'just' bigger than my cock Mr Mctiny penis...

 

I am just bigger than your cock? exe, pull up a chair. stand on it so we can talk face to face. I think its time we had a chat.

 

Bit 2 to too two weird for me so I'll pass on that one

 

but talking about the size of your cock and referencing it at every opportunity and from a man in his sixtys is deemed normal?
ferk, I must of missed more of my education than I thaught

 

About all I can offer to this thread

 

Few tank slappers today, my dick is nowhere to be seen and my balls are like a busted sofa. Oh I fuckin love it

 

see, I told you he was small, yon fella didn't even notice him climbing up his leg and crawl into his shorts.

 

I thought he was mid 70's.

 

I thought we where talking about his age not his IQ

 

You pooped your pants

 

Ah, it's only finm in there - soz about the poop thing, well, it's sort of poop

 

would you say it was worth the fiver a year just for the use of the crap and DQ thingy alone?

 

Liar. I haven't done that for at least a fortnight.

 

Old Vid?

 

Forgot to say, my new Lithuanian chick who nearly dumped me today has a Russian surname, no joke, it is Davidova
Evidently I don't ring her all the time and she expects more (ringing not willy of course)
Couldn't fekin believe it when she told me

Davidova

 

or david for short?

 

named after the end of a movie?