The Dick Swinging Thread .....

I wish I did at times

 

They will both be in Cambridge at the same time

 

You'll be having a nice long sleep soon, when the Russian chick's "brother", Vlad turns up and moves into your house with her. Not long before you feel strangely weak and snoozy all the time and after a few weeks, never wake up again.

 

She's Lithuanian with a Russian surname, no brothers or sisters, just a daughter

 

So she says...............

 

Listen to the Dave woman, Hexie.

Wimmin know wimmin.

 

See Hexie. They iz cruel too.

Schadenfreude, wimmin types love it.

 

Schadenfreude, good expression!

 

This could be Fin's new nickname...

 

Even if you shower in bleach exi, wimmin can smell other wimmin and if you're double dipping in the partner sense and with eastern european mafia as their protection (instead of clunge foam) then you're either very lucky, or know a good "sew my dick back on" doctor

 

What dating agency do you use

 

BridesForYou.eu

 

If they are both in Cambridge at the same time

maybe it’s better you have a works emergency and get out of the country

then come to your sense and go back to being single

Before you wake up dead

or worse broke!

 

But on a positive side there could be a load of cheap Ducati’s for sale ( all barn / shed find )

 

Doirty doirty DB