Are you sure you couldn't just buy a new Kawasaki? I'm sure I suggested that before and it is still by far the best and most sensible option.
You did suggest than a hundred times before, and you will do so another 100 times by the time it's finished
Silly Billy. Put the battery box under your headstock, then if it snaps off, it locks the front wheel and throws you over the bars. Schoolboy error there Hexie.
Say's Mr million miles a year man, or was that millimetres Just checked, that's 0.621371192 miles - about right between you MOT's I guess
Different part of the house entirely the finm, brw, I see you chickened out of the off road challenge I gave you the other day