Pigs Might Fly

To much front brake

 

Looks like his front rim gave way........ good though innit.

 

or Pigs in space...........

 

Won't be so amusing when he's claiming £100,000 for lose of work. Due to his own stupidity..

 

Clear evidence there of 'being out of control of a vehicle on the public highway; crossing lanes without signalling; being a twat'...surely enough for a conviction.

 

Throw away the key

 

Looks like he grounded his inside pedal, causing him to tuck the front while panic braking.

 

Those clowns are only wannabe filth. That’s in Gosport (Hampshire) just heading towards the Ferry terminal and they normally hang around the high street there trying to frighten school children. Lovely how his bestie leaves him hanging!

 

His mate was in hot pursuit of the Bandit.

 

Someone had pocketed some sweets!

 

Any commodity brokers on here? Pork bellies are down.

 

Marquez would of saved it.

 

He will plead guilty to the conviction for 'furious cycling', no doubt. Oh, but being a copper you have total immunity from prosecution - but no immunity from being a total twat!

 

'Furious cycling' that's brilliant

 

I sense you're holding back how you feel Joe. Just let it out man'

 

Glad he wasn't seriously hurt but that's fekkin hilarious.
He's obviously not very experienced on a bike, surely everyone knows to make sure the inside pedal is up when making a turn.
Looks like that's what initiated the off.