British Indy: What Happens Now?

The numbers are there to see though - and theres no laughing about the balanced books which are now two trillion in the red.

 

are you a wimmin ?

 

next he will be asking you what you're wearing loz

 

ah the old playing it hard to get ploy

 

I'm going to struggle casting a vote; I don't feel represented at all. I'll have a good read through the manifestos and vote for the least bad one or look to vote tactically to prevent the worst.. FFS

I have a pretty good global network I'm starting to think about emigrating tbh.

 

i don't mind but i prefer old spice.

 

bye bye then.

 

Why can’t someone choose two options ?

 

Err... both ?

Bit mean.

 

a mountie always gets his man.

 

Now, in the spirit of passing knowledge down to our younger members , and I'm sure we must have some

If you haven't done it yet......don't

The first time I thought I was going to get a bj, I thought it would make it more appealing for the girl involved, to have a nice essence. So using my superior must get laid powers, I splashed some brut 33 on the old nut sack. In my mind I thought she would give me the best bj to remember being my first and her being pleasantly pleased by a knob area smelling saucy

What I didn't plan on, was the effect that made my balls swell up and sting as though I had just rubbed the hottest chilli sauce on me plums. It backfired because suddenly everything down there now looked as though I had the worst rash ever and the pain was immense but being a teen, I couldn't ask my mum what to do. No bj happened, no bueno

So, in line with chinese passing experience and learnings on, aftershave on the crown jewels is a no no

This is another health and safety advice bulletin courtesy of Ducati forum U.K.