Hello There Everyone, Any Idea When It Will Stop Raining?????

In literary circles, Heathcliffe is what's known as a douchenozzle.

 

what's a mousseknuckle Orenz ?

 

I’ll take your word for that Loz, what with you being well red and everything.

 

It is something I only just learned the existence of, thanks to my douchenozzle friend, @chizel

I'll have you know, I tan quite evenly.

 

Chris the only thing red on Orenz is his ringpiece.

 

Worth a watch just for the visuals ^ (brought to you by rainy day productions)

 

I'm inserting this everyday until surgery.............


it's bloody effective but only on scripts.

 

It’s the best one T ^

 

I ate a rather spicy dinner last night and am sitting here on the toilet taking a spicy fire of the volcano shit, and my asshole burns like no other. What is my best option for making it stop?

 

We know ........

 

Dear reader,
Do you have a fridge with a freezer compartment, and is it on the lower level?
Yes we do, why do you ask about the level?
Because it makes it much easier to stick your arse in.

 

Why don't you just say he hasn't come to cut the fvcking grass !!

 

been v,nice here. cold. but vv, nice for about a month. regreting sorning the ducs now.

 

I thought you had lived in the area for some years? Do you have a short memory?

 

just hope you're not paying by "on the clock" method then..

 

do you want me to send mine across, she finishes her voluntary job midday ?