So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Wouldn’t be. Haven’t done it yet ;) here’s what it should look like...
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    And the blurb I’m following...
    Here is a pic of the wiring that needed to be done. Essentially I cut the wires for the Tip buttons and used three butt connectors to splice in the wires from the paddles; each paddle has a power wire and a ground wire. The first splice connects the yellow wire from the downshift paddle shifter to the yellow/brown wire; the second connects the blue wire from the upshift paddle shifter to the brown/red wire and the third connects the two black–ground wires (one from each the paddles) to the existing ground wire. After this pic was taken, I realized that the original cut ground wire from the Tip buttons needed to be spliced in also, so there should be four black wires going into that particular connector.
     
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  2. Edited for you to reflect the truth of someone else's blurb.

    I assume yours is tiptronic?
     
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  3. Absolfuckinglutely. That's what I keep telling @Harry Bell and @Expat Jack but they just keep offering those fecking orange finger dying wotsits:(. They will rue the day they didn't pounce on the opportunity. I have now dismissed them as customers, wait until they see what the West Cork Customs Shed throws out next:D
     
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  4. Agree!!! Will it be any batter though :worried:.....

    …. need sleep now, drinking in the morning after 11am o_O
     
  5. Yep. First edition quickshifter ;)

    it’s awkward to use the buttons when driving a bit quicker
     
  6. Undisputably.... yes....I know you meant better not batter although the e is nowhere near the a on the keyboard, I give you the banifit of the doubt:D......see, clever that.
     
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  7. Aha. so it's a switch from buttons on the front to paddles on the back. I like it, and agree, paddles are easier.
     
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  8. Someone mention batter?
    I like a crispy bit on me cod.
     
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  9. Yeah, what he actually meant was this ^^^^. I was bing kind. He's obviously pissed and missed the fish & chip shop on the way home
     
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  10. Who is pished?
     
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  11. Them with the butter. :D
     
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  12. Errr..... @Exige and me:confused:.... but in defence it's not my fault.

    I watched Munster beat Ulster with friends, we all had a few glasses and then when we got home, had a barny with SWMBO, over the fact I leave things near the dishwasher and don't put them in. I tried to explain, as I have in the past, I put them in in one fell swoop at the end of the day, saves wear and tear on the door and I can better position them to get them in all in (and I don't have to fecking re-arrange them all so's they fit in like I normally do:mad: for the sake of some sort of marital harmony I kept that thought to myself) Stupid thing to argue over. She went off to watch Strictly, which she'd recorded, and then to bed and I brought out a bottle of whiskey and opened another beer:D.
     
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  13. ^ f me. It’s spookily like watching yourself on telly this.
     
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  14. Greatest dishwasher arguments of all time.........
     
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  15. The other one is,
    have you been putting bike bits in the dishwasher again?
    No love, honest, why?
    Next time dick head lie a bit better....and take the Ducati decals out of the food trap
     
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  16. Women. Can't live with them, especially after 28 years ,can't live without them. Don't get me wrong, I love her dearly, but feck me, when she get's riled over something, it's best to just agree even if you don't.
     
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  17. Next up for your entertainment, a 101 washer and drier jokes not to be told at home...
     
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  18. Man theory rules
     
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  19. My mrs gets on my fucking nerves when it comes to stupid things like cupboard doors and stuff. I’m ducking hammered so she’s in for a treat tonight when I get in
     
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