My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear last week, so she took it to the vets today. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Elsie that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the Chemist's, buy some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. Elsie went to the local Chemist's and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the counter, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days." The wife said, "I'm not using it under my arms." The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days." Elsie replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." The pharmacist then says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
Me and SWMBO are away for a few days with her brother and sister in law and we’re staying in Royal Leamington Spa. Yesterday it bucketed down all day so any thoughts of sightseeing went out of the window. So we just drove around for a bit till we found a nice country pub for lunch then went back to our Airbnb to chill. Today is meant to be dry so we were thinking of going to Stratford on Avon for a mooch. On opening the bedroom blinds we’ve just seen that the river that the apartments we are staying in has burst it’s banks Hopefully the car is ok in the underground garage
Using up holiday time at home these last two days, two wet to ride or play golf (which was the plan) so being schooled by my son & about to lose the war to Hitler & Hirohito sometime later today.
Sat in dealers while safety recall is done on the Pani R. 45 mile ride here. I can confirm it is cold out. Guess I will be cleaning my ride this afternoon.
Peace? There’s no room for peace after his Panzers burnt Karelia & the Caucuses to the ground on day one. Tell that to the millions of routed natives now living under Nazi rule.
