British Indy: What Happens Now?

a lot of people find it odd when i say that we produce 70% of it. up here. and most of that in micro brewaries. thats an lorra lorra duty.

 

Say what what? In Essex we only drink Stella, unless you are in the spoons at 9 am then it might be a pint of ruddles best bitter for £1.69

 

9am is a bit late to still be drinking pints isn't it?

 

Well, it's just another example of Essex supporting Scotland and its industries

 

I wasn't aware that 'ruddles best bitter' was a Scottish brew? I'm also unaware of the links that your preferred Stella 'wife beater' has to Scotland?

Maybe after 10am you are 'confused' already

 

The snp keeps telling us 25% of everything in the U.K. is theirs, we in Essex will always support our northern cousins, no matter how confused they get

 

where as, the people of essex, they are people aint they? keep telling us everything is 100% theirs.

 

Naah, just sunbeds, coke and adidas samba

 

Adidas Samba are being exported in that case, are you aware?

 

Essexist

 

Yup, to Essex, we bulk order. Adidas's number one customer

 

Essex has changed, back in the day it was XR3i's - you must be sad to see so many chav's having to 'jog on' in their Sambas....

 

Most of the expensive fords live in Essex, we knew what a shrewd investment they were

Although I did have this samba once for a drive round the entire uk for a dare. The names Samba, Talbot Samba

 

Now that, is a samba...........

 

That is an M & S Samba

 

Not F&M? Could make S&M out of that I guess

 

i actually have a talbot camper in the workshop the noo.
just sayin

 

Plenty scope for S&M then

 

aye, the owner must think i enjoy the pain. every year he gets telt. every year he brings it back.