So what have you done today..?

5 hours travel a day is very stressful !! Good luck bradders whatever your choice

 

^ do not underestimate how knackering that would be mate.

 

That's three work days per week just to get to work and back. That's eights day a week, and only being paid for five.

And that's without delays.

Where do you live? I can be in London in 2.5 hours from Lancaster.

 

Just decided to stop trying to catch up with work emails - why did I think having two days off was sensible

 

Broke down In reading and waited for some dope to come tell me what I told them on the phone that it’s fucked mate and ent going nowhere. Hybrid shit says it has power but the computer says no. Dates wrong to Piece of shit

 

date is wrong mate !!! change it and your sorted

 

Shape of that image it was never going anywhere fast.
Fuck break downs

 

My late Father's 1979 VW T2 1600cc engine

 

It has broke down more times than a 90’s Ducati

 

I think I just survived another major biological or viral attack on my body. Some asshole said I just had a cold, I'm currently speaking to an excellent divorce lawyer.

 

I wish it were that easy, last time it broke down it was the flux capacitor or summit like it ha ha ha
I should have kept the Porsche and sold this crap #firstworldproblems

 

Seriously, is that land rover type

 

Try the date fix that jeep thinks it had 26 miles yesterday so thinks its empty today ! sorry dude nothing as bad as sitting in a cold car waiting for the Calvary !!

 

It’s a 6 month old range rover sport hybrid that I bought to offset my tax bill but it’s Shit. My cayenne never broke down once

 

If it’s a hybrid you do know you have to put fuel into it as well don’t you - just saying like

 

...... also just saying, it’s a Land Rover, right? Electrics are, errrm, not JLRs strong point. And this is an hybrid - electric. Doh.
i will take it off your hands in exchange for my highly reliable and basic Shitroen C1.
You know it makes sense.

 

I doubt you’d want it mate as it’s broken down 5 times in 6 months. They truly are badly made now. Still it helped with my tax bill lol

 

The Mrs has a Disco Sport. Electrics. Doh.

 

Epic, more break downs then Ducati’s

 

Mr Chufty Chuftington tonight...managed to rescue my Surface Pro 5 for the second time (first time the screen failed) this time the battery failed (and i really thought id lost it this time).... on the plus side its back working again and on the downside not a very good reliability case for surface pro's....but, if it fucks up again i could probably strip the thing to pieces blindfolded...