So what have you done today..?

no just had chicken shish and chips, chilli sauce and all the salads. Sorted, mind you i could have go at that curry Korma ?

 

No!!! Jal F

 

the bizzo

 

Might even go half and half. That really pisses the Mrs off. She thinks it’s common!

 

plenty of coconut milk .....

 

Licking your nut sack like a dog is common but half and half is not

 

If you get a link called 'free porn' dont opin it.

It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and fcuks up you riting.

I also receibed it but lukily I dont uatch porn so I dint opin it.

Plaese warm yu frends, ranks

 

Just had that chilli con carne thanks with two chilli's and maybe this one next thanks,keep the recipes ideas/suggestions coming.

 

Had a pot noodle nd muchos drinkos. Darts is on and I’m pretty well oiled

 

Good job your not competing with three dildos as i think you wouldn't get that magical 180.

 

To be fair I just tried to get up to let my dog out and nearly fell over, was going for a pee but had to abort mission as I won’t make to the other end of house and back ha ha ha

 

ok.. i was alright with the "half and half" and the coconut sac but "magical 180"??

 

We've all been there and what fun,did i ever tell you about the story with the wardrobe at a friends house one long night many moons ago........best not go there.

 

One uptop and other two downstairs.

 

One hunmnnnndred and eighty

 

so not coded then??

 

Where's the beer belly.

 

Brave new world
No more Eric bristle or Phil the power Taylor Ha ha

 

Chris. You do know that half and half is 50% rice and 50% chips, don’t you?!

 

One in the pink and one in the stink ? Oh that’s snooker