My gf is from Glasgow, and thinks I’m partially deaf because I can’t figure out everything she says. It works in my favour so it’s all good.
Had a missed delivery note from Hermes saying they’ve left my wine delivery at the solicitors next door while out yesterday. Had to go and buy inferior wine to last the weekend...bugger!
Yeah, I’ve not had good experiences with solicitors. They probably drank some yesterday, knocked over and killed someone on their way home, spent the night in the cells and are now preparing to sue me ‘cos if I’d been in, it would never have happened.
Yep, sounds like a plan. I’d defend you but being straight up with you you’d be wasting your money. Better to cough up now, save my legal fees
and a chance it could happen for real in the States, can just hear the prosecution now :- "and you say these labels were applied all over the case?"
I plan to have a tete-a-tete with the wife today. We have this rule that whoever opens the clean dishwasher has to unload it. It’s been full since 1995 and something must be done.
I yelled at the wife this morning "Elsie, I think I'm having a heart attack - send for an ambulance!" The wife took my mobile phone off me and said "Right Ron, what's the password?" "It's ok Elsie, I'm feeling a lot better now"
" Dear Santa, I've been good all year - well, most of the time. Of course, once in a while I ...... Oh fuck it - don't bother, I'll get my own stuff".
Up early this morning to the gym for a bit of sparring with me mate Phil. Best way to smash the booze out by punching six bells of shit out of someone’s head lol
I’ve just sold my mountain bike as I was never going to use it, and I’ve just ACF50’d the Scrambler for the winter. This afternoon we are off to our personal trainer’s Xmas drinks party.
