Q. What do you get if you cross Camilla Parker-Bowles with a gorilla? A. I don't know, there's only so much you can make a gorilla do.
The mother in law was worried she might be ripped off when she took her car to the local mechanic. She was very relieved when he only charged her for £50 worth of winker fluid.....
The first rule of OCD posting is that there must be a second OCD posting so we have an even number of OCD postings.
The priest at our Holy Father Primary school let the kids shave his hair off for charity. He said at first it felt a little strange but it did make his cock look bigger!
Good start, but not specific enough, there could be any number of rules. How about....... The nth rule of OCD club (where n is the number of the last rule approved by the committee plus 1) divided by two must be an integer, otherwise there must be another rule approved such that n becomes n+1.
Regardless of how many posts, I am now worried that if I post any more posts I will contravene the rules I have suggested.
A few years ago I landed myself in jail and was repeatedly gang raped. It was then I realized that my family take monopoly way too seriously.
I maxed out my overdraft to buy a top of the range unicycle, I knew riding it around the bank would do me favours. They've rang me every morning since, to discuss my outstanding balance.
Took the missus out for a romantic meal last night and played footsie under the table while we were eating. I had a lovely steak and she got toed in the hole.
At first, I was upset when the doctor diagnosed my 12 year old son with OCD and ADHD. But now I just tell him he has to clean my car to earn his pocket money. The weird little bastard always does a fantastic job, then fucks off on his bike before I can give him any money.
