Nicknames

Mines Cunto. They won't tell me why.

 

Colleague at work:

Angry - (guess)

 

Mate at work Mintie, allways gets there just after 8.

 

Then there's Rhino, thick skinned and charges a lot.

 

I am reliably informed that Nicola Sturgeon was known as 'seaweed' at university.

Who can guess why?

 

I guess she just couldn't kelp herself?

 

Nope

 

This thread has gone all Finm already

 

An old mate was nicknamed Slip, I knew him for about 3 years before I realised his name was Mick Hockin

 

Another old mate was called Bungalow - nowt upstairs

 

I'm going to bugger off soon so best put you out of your misery

She was called seaweed as 'even the tide wouldn't take her out' very cruel......

 

We used to call a guy at work (surname Streicher) 'Nazi' - his forefather was hung at Nuremburg after his trial https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julius_Streicher
Who actually looks uncannily like our very own El T

 

Banged worse looking than her let me tell thee....

 

As I've already mentioned in the last 24 hours, Luke Sidetalker.......he talks out of one side of his mouth,

Knocker......he looks like the knocker on the door of Durham Cathederal.

The clock......he has one hand bigger than the other. He occasionally gets "Jeremy" (Beadle)

African / Indian......his ears are different sizes.

John the pipe......There is a quality graph on a wall and to the right of this there is a red water supply pipe for a sprinkler system. That's his bar on the quality graph.

I could go on.

 

My dads best mates were called Shot Gun Fred and Fingers Alan - whilst my dad was nicknamed Spider

 

I'd start to be on dodgy ground.

 

Slightly off thread but we had a lad that looked like Steven Hawking. He was inevitably labeled 'the walking talking Steven Hawking'

 

At school, the Music Master’s name was Jory.
His nickname was “Jukebox”.