Did you know, a human fart can be louder than a trombone ? I found that out this afternoon at my grandaughter's school concert.
If you opened a video shop, escort agency and pie shop all in one it could be called “sex pies & videotape”
Went to the Chinese takeaway earlier and bumped into a mate. He started talking to me about watches, which was a bit random. I think he must have asked Santa for one.
That’s me up in Bonnie Scotland (not named that on the strength of Larkhall) for the next few days with my GF. And the red is flowing like wine
Recovering from worst bout of flu in 20 years. Stinker of a bug that’s been going round. Been in bed or on the settee for days. I shovelled down some paracetamol today and fixed my mums roof. Then I treated myself to a cuppa and put the new seats on the Multi. I designed them myself and had ‘em done. Most importantly reshaped so I don’t slide down to the tank and crush my Jewellery any more. Buoyed by this result I thought I’d put the MRA screen on that I’d drilled a few weeks ago. Pleased with the results but it won’t see the light of day till spring. Christmas Eve dinner at father-in-law’s with family and friends. Sister-in-law and family came directly from Heathrow returning from Panama, great effort. Bring on Christmas Day.
