So what have you done today..?

SWMBO? or SOBM? (some other blokes missus) !!! sorry bud, you know im only messing!!! hey, wish her a merry xmas from me...

 

I've told my lot I want to go up in a Firework over Disney near Paris. My sister asked "can you do that with the ashes?".
I answered..... "FFS don't cremate me... just one big firework. That should keep the placed closed for a while to clear up."

 

sorry dude but you need to be talking to NASA, not ya sister about a firework that big....

 

chiz...but without the mullett pig tail



dunno who the moustacho is though, someone from here maybe?

 

Or the Borg...

 

There is nothing wrong with being harder to kidnap.

 

or indeed: impossible

 

the borg do assimilation, not a space station....

 

What is this ... pick on Mr. AC boxing day....

Here's a pic of Elsie and his "garage"

 

hes 9 of 7

 

Kiss, Marry or Kill



Sorry wrong image...

 

i need about 30 seconds here

 

clean up on isle chiz....

 

And don't you start my alcoholic Antipodean

 

for a minuet there i thought it said election... i was gunna make a ewe turn....

 

Nice 'dry' building, much smaller though

 

Like Tiffany “I think where alone now” kind of music?

 

It’s a subject that most don’t want to admit will happen but unfortunately for some it is the circle of life.

 

What great teeth your wife has

 

yea but a Gorge Michael version of that if poss...