For Sale 999 - Pressure Forces Sale

Discussion in 'Ducati Bikes For Sale' started by Old rider, Oct 31, 2019.

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  1. Isn’t there a saying something like

    you don’t get too old to do stuff but you get old from stopping doing stuff? ...keep on keeping on
     
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  2. and Dementia.
     
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  3. And not forgetting ... ah ... forgetting ... yeah.
     
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  4. “What do we want?!”

    A cure for Alzheimer’s...

    “When do we want it?!”

    ...

    Want what?”
     
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  5. Trials riding today 1 entrant is 80 years of age, only at turning 80 has he dropped down from Expert to White route.
     
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  6. Thanks.
    Yes, it’s on there. I did get an enquiry from it but the guy wanted a bike that was showroom fresh. Mine is nice but not quite that nice...
     
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  7. Not far off showroom the fussy git :D GLWS, shame you can't keep it OR (or maybe you are with a cunning plan....) :upyeah:
     
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  8. The cunning plan is that the missus might soften her stance but not much sign of that so far... :/
     
  9. Don't give up mate - I got a Christmas voucher saying it is ok for me to go skiing this season :upyeah: flat refusal up to that point :bucktooth:
     
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  10. Try presenting her with a scientific argument old rider, we all know that females will readily accept a well thought out logical argument rather than basing their decisions on emotion or dogma (or is that males?), anyway try this “Micromort” based approach, a 59 year old male scores 7000 micromorts ref chance of dying in the next 12 months, an 85 year old male scores 200000 !, look at the image, see how safe motorcycling is v your age!, I’m sure that your wife will instantly accept this explanation OR, and give you her blessing to get back on your bike, no need to thank me! 1FC430FB-7154-495C-933E-6EB4C56FCC54.png
     
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  11. Just put it in the living room over winter. Run it a few times everyday and say it’s a new fancy Italian designed and stylish radiator :upyeah:
    I use my 899 to heat my garage.
     
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  12. And you don’t feel faint??
     
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  13. Ar, the good old tried and tested 30% premium for lack of desire to sell ;)
     
  14. I go for a spin; as I did today in a balmy 6C. Then it sits in the garage warming it up while I clean it:upyeah:
     
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  15. So you’re saying I’m asking 30% over the odds?
    So the price should be what, £3,500? £3,000
    I’ll just keep it then.
     
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  16. Maybe for sale items should be limited to just that and not commentary from the armchair 'experts'.
     
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  17. It was a joke : unamused:
     
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