errrr.... you are talking to the guy that couldn't find Austria from the Chez republic... with a sat nav!!!
Steel Horse....although it looks like your staying much further north... https://www.steelhorsecafe.co.uk/home.html
Although ive not been nicked in Wales (Yet) - isnt the filth a bit over zealous over there (and the further up north you go)?
Last time i was over there we stopped at a cafe just before the "sugar loaf" (my mate is over there all the time) while we were there, there was 4 or 5 blokes looking at the back of my bike (i genuinely thought something was wrong) went over and said "its mine, is there something wrong with it?!" one of them said "No, we were just wondering why youve not got knicked yet for that plate..." - "theyve got fuck all to do up here as its so quiet so they'll nick you for literally anything..." As i said before everytime i get talked into going over there i always feel like "im running for the boarder" when im on my way back...
My brother 3d printed a mount so my 7x9 sits the 2other way on the back of the bike making it "camera friendly"....for me...