Worst Thing To Say Straight After Sex...

Have ye got a light luv? I just forced me anus through me japs eye for you and av t go t 24 hr garage for a light? (Yorkshire smoothie talk)

 

put your braces back on they were expensive

 

Promise me you won't scream when I take off the duct tape?

 

Do you take bitcoin?

 

please Sir, i want some more........

 

Is that it, then?

 

Thanks sis

 

Boom! Fastest ever!

 

You are on the pill aren’t you love?

 

Marginally before sex. A mate of mine, on a night out in Brummie.

‘Come on love, fart and gimme a clue’.
She whacked him so hard he fell off her, from what he said was a great height onto the floor.

He didn’t complete.

 

and tbh. that looks v,much like our house once i'm done with her

 

She...... "You haven't got a very big organ"

He......"Well, no.....I'm not used to playing in a cathedral"

 

In the words of the Song....
I win again!

 

I always talk to my cock after sex whilst cleaning up in the bathroom....... "there there you won't have to go in that dirty smelly thing again today."

 

i sing a wee song.
and now, the end is near
and so i part, the beef curtain.
i parted them, "My Way.

 

Impressive. It's not everyone can reach his own arse with his hampton.

 

I prefer Johnson .

 

aye, we heard that...