Worst Thing To Say Straight After Sex...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Mac, Feb 1, 2020.

  1. I long suspected that. You protest too much, sometimes.
     
  2. whattabout the other times ?
     
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  3. Are we back to "Worst things to say ..." now?
     
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  4. yes gently bentley
     
  5. "Now then now then, you grab the arms and I'll get the legs, we need to get them back on the trolley and back in the fridge before they come back". Jimmy saville (sometime in the 80s)
     
    #65 MDUBZ, Feb 3, 2020
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  6. Your way :thinkingface: very very slightly :p
     
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  7. Your own or just anyone cruising across the common? :kissing_heart:
     
  8. This is literally my life made in to a topic of discussion

    @Monners - look they made a whole thread about us
     
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  9. see the camel shaggers' previous comments. we have no commons in the valley.
     
  10. I won !
     
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  11. Does it usually look like that afterwards?

    Zinfandel!
     
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  12. Look at the size of your feet, you wouldn't sink in a swamp.
     
  13. Off to bed now, you've got to be up early for school in the morning.
     
  14. Is that a moustache i can see....
     
  15. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to remember the life of....
     
  16. Now thats out of the way lets do the cervical smear test
     
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  17. I do apologise,..... I'm in the wrong room....
     
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  18. There, there Sister Veronica, of course God will forgive us... now go and say three " Hail Marys "
     
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