You can’t ride them all at the same time can you @Exige and your French Maid and Butler can’t help you out either for they don’t have licences .. x
are you counting flights to eastern europe here as well? you do realise you are saying you do on average 400 miles a week, all year round on a bike? or alot more per week if only in summer.. Sorry @NOODS X exi just needs a slap down now an then...
sizist mofos... then they get on a motorcycle and are all "where do i put my legs" stupid fuckers forget bikes are built for normal people, not long streaks of weak piss....
Just briefly interjecting into SizeWars for a mo'.... Noods - I feel your pain and doubt any of the well-intentioned 'calm down' help works. I assume that this turd is very much not someone you want/can talk to?? I only say this because a former neighbour of mine that I used to call Mr Thug turned out to be nicer than I thought (after he & Mrs Thug separated). Is it completely impossible to address him directly? I guess not.
That could have serious consequences for @NOODS X if the guy has a concealed cctv camera in his living room window. He could end up being the one charged with criminal damage and harassment himself, which would be pretty unjust but entirely possible. Worst case scenario, the guy has a blowout on the motorway and he could be gripping the tail on a manslaughter charge.
way too many what ifs in there.... the fickle hand of fate may intervene in a disfactictory manner but such is life. if we worried about that we would never do anything stupid....
Where’s the incoming mains - pull the main fuse, that would sort him and with regards to parking, buy a cheep trailer and move to where he parks his van, stick a wheel clamp on it and leave it there, neighbors at my mums have done it for years, police and council can’t do a thing, they use it to stop anyone parking outside their house
Sorry mate but never ever will I speak with him again unless, when the ICF are mixing him into the concrete support structure for the next M25 flyover that’s built... might gim him 4 words then I guess .. “Av it LARGE Son” I never associate with abusers in anyway other than trying to get justice for their victims ... But I really appreciate your advice and luv ya truly I do ( just not in a Schofield way that’s all) x