So what have you done today..?

I wheeled one of my bikes out of the garage to give it a dust off prior to putting it up for sale.here is a picture of the old thing.

 

What a lovely bike Mervyn.

bought two, yes two digital vernier calipers in st/steel as last one over 20 years old finally playing up. Should see me out.

 

Checked out my mums roof again and hatched a plan. Then had a ride out on the Multi. Really enjoyed it.

 

Looks very nice Mervyn. Many pleasurable hours polishing it after riding ?

 

I went to the chemist this lunchtime and I said to the assistant, "Excuse me Miss, what gets rid of coronavirus?”

She said, "Ammonia cleaner."

"Oh sorry Love, I thought you worked here"

 

wow, what's that worth?

 

Lots of wotsits?

 

Indeed...

 

nah, inferior quality polystyrene imposters, bad hit man..

 

You know as you get older, most blokes ears get massive, do you think those are ear plugs??

 

Don't care what they are, I'm loaded and on my way in a genuine Wotsits lorry

 

Prep for weekend has commenced can't wait, going to be some craic

 

they probably taste the same though

 

What?

 

I picked up a drive shaft laying in the middle of the A40 this morning, could have been nasty

 

Will it fit the Multi

 

HAHAHA, probably not, it was about 3 feet long, must have been off a commercial vehicle, laid across the white line, people were driving around it FFS

 

Good they didn't damage if so you can use it
Seriously, barking that nobody wanted to move it - I wonder how long before the guy who lost it notices

 

He must have known, I can't imagine it came off quietly, if a bike had hit that at speed, god only knows what might have been.