So what have you done today..?

keh?

 

The police take a very dim view when it comes to ( in their opinion) alcohol/ blood ratio.

 

I found a 24 pack of Andrex in the pantry today - willing to swap for a bungalow, minimum 3 beds

 

Driven to Cheltenham hospital for an operation on my right knee. 6 months ago I had a total knee replacement which went well, then for one reason or another (none mine) physio took 3 months to see me so back in today to have the scarring on the muscles scraped n cut away and have my right knee strapped down in a brace for two weeks to try to straighten it. Apparently it’s painful so something to look forward to although the morphine should help lol

 

Crap news, good luck with op

 

Good luck with it.

 

that sounds pleasant! ouch!!! good luck with it dude

 

Thanks. I’d be happy with that even if I wasn’t being operated on lol

 

Errgggghhhh... good luck dude

 

I was wondering if putting ky jelly into empty hand sanitizer bottles could make me a millionaire?

 

Next time you get a pair of goggles made, ask them to put the anti glare coating on, it doesn't stop the glare but it reduces it considerably

 

used ?

 

Depends if you wanted coloured jelly, you could only offer brown, red or clear. There may not be such a big market for used

 

i only use swarfega

 

This.

 

There's a hair on your camera lens

 

Good luck and GWS. Doesn't sound pleasant at all.

 

That sounds grim, good luck. Hope it goes as well as it possibly can and recuperation isn't too gruelling.

 

Just purchased a new Freezer* for SWMBO's kitchen...
Q. How many bodies can you get in 620 litres?
Delivery tomorrow....
*The picture is the fridge version... this forum software doesn't like the freezer version picture.

 

Watched "The Full Monty" and forgot how funny it was!