You know you are getting old when....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Katie, Apr 23, 2012.

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  1. You know when your getting old when you start looking at black and white photos and saying ( ay they were the days )



    Matlock Green.jpg
     
    #21 Birdie, Apr 25, 2012
  2. You know when you're getting older when the laundry lady gives you grief, and the 748 has got to go, because even at 69, head says yes.. bones & muscles say no!!!!!! GO!!! What do you mean 'go'????????
     
    #22 dikadams, Apr 25, 2012
  3. You know your getting old when you tell the kids to turn their rubbish music down or plug your ears in
     
    #23 Ducbird, Apr 25, 2012
  4. You see a nice bird,

    Your eyes meet....she smiles or looks away then looks back again.........

    Then you realise that you could be her dad !!! And she is smiling at you because she's thinking arrrrrrrrr not mmmmmmmm
     
    #24 squeezey, Apr 25, 2012
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  5. You take your teenage son out to buy him a new mobile phone and he and the girl in Carphone Warehouse spend half an hour flirting with each other at your expense in a language you barely recognise
     
    #25 shadow, Apr 26, 2012
  6. smashing picture Birdie - were you Mungo Jerry in your spare time? ;-)

    Dick NOOOOO!! you can't get rid of your 748 - do you take Glucosamine/Chondroitin?
     
    #26 Chris, Apr 26, 2012
  7. I can't comment on this thread cos I is still young and street and ting. Safe.
     
    #27 figaro, Apr 26, 2012
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  8. When you`ve posted twice in less than four hours about the f`ing weather, now where`s me pipe and slippers.
     
    #28 Pierre 66, Apr 26, 2012
  9. dont worry Chris, it was only a teensy weensy thought....I need a bit of warmth in me bones!!!!!!
     
    #29 dikadams, Apr 28, 2012
  10. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realise it.
     
    #30 stickywicket, Apr 28, 2012
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    #31 Ghost Rider, Apr 28, 2012
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  12. You know you are getting old, when some b*****d throws a switch just as you reach 45 and everything starts to fail..........




    .......mind you, I always lay on the floor to watch TV.........but that is probably because I'm too tired to struggle upright.

    AL
     
    #32 Ghost Rider, Apr 28, 2012
  13. We have wooden floors, only my 11 year old sits on the floor to watch TV, even the 12 year old prefers a chair. The floors feel lovely under foot, but absolute hell to the bones if you sit on it, but as the thread says, maybe that is just my age.
     
    #33 Katie, Apr 28, 2012
  14. When you buy for comfort .... Comfy shoes , belly warmer pants , over the shoulder bolder holders , and start thinking the infomercials and QVC sell interesting and quality merchandise ..

    Sigh when I was young!!!!
     
    #34 He11cat, Apr 30, 2012
  15. I can go one worse than that, I was part of an infomercial on QVC.
     
    #35 Katie, Apr 30, 2012
  16. You go in to Topman and realise you really shouldnt be there
     
    #36 Mr C, Apr 30, 2012
  17. When you see a 'nice' jacket in sainsburys, oh lordy, I said that out loud didn't I...
     
    #37 Greyman, Apr 30, 2012
  18. Have your first pee at 6am and get up at 8, it used to be the other way round!
     
    #38 Desmo Pete, Apr 30, 2012
  19. Katie what was it ??? :)

    I got a betterware thinmy through and thought .... ohhhh I could do with that gadget!!
    It was for opening things as my hands are about 20 years older then I!
     
    #39 He11cat, May 1, 2012
  20. when your baggy arse leathers are now actually filled with baggy arse
     
    #40 duke1276, May 1, 2012
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