My Mums combi boiler was leaking yesterday - called my mate Col who's a plumber, he was there in 30 mins, diagnosed the leak and part required, he went for it this morning and called at 6pm and fitted it. £70.00 total (the part was £40) gave him £100.
Sure is, he usually doesn't take money off my Mam, so I told him he had to when he said £70. It's hard me trying to pay him when he does stuff for me as I bought him a Ducati 999 when he was going through a Divorce and had money problems with it all and let him pay me back interest free when he could. But I do make sure he gets £20 an hour as mates rates when he does stuff.
Heard a Doctor on TV say to get through the boredom of self isolation we should finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives. So I looked through the house to find all the things i've started but hadn't finished. I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum x