I was talking to my Dad on the phone today. Me - "Do you remember Dad, as a child, I used to beat all my sisters at hide and seek? " My Dad - "Yep, I remember, but your brother Daniel was the reigning champion" Me - "Who ???"
I've been thinking during lockdown about starting a music career in the tradition of country music legends Johnny Paycheck and Johnny Cash. Gonna call myself "Johnny Overdraft".
Sprayed the exhaust brackets for my monster this morning and was patient for once and gave them a couple of coats and will re fit tomorrow. First barbie of the year this evening.
Today I'm starting a new career as a "Couple's Psychotherapist". For £250 I will turn up and tell your spouse that she has been consistently wrong since you married her.
My wife told me this morning " Ron, you always remind me of the sea" "Wild and romantic Babe?" "No, you make me sick"
Stolen last night from the front of a fire station, Springfield Road, Belfast. Not my bike, but like everyone else, hate seeing this happen no matter the manufacturer.