Chintzy Cheesy Crap.....

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by Marco - 58, May 22, 2020.

  1. Was reading a thread today whereby an unthinkable item was put on one of your fine Italian steeds, and it got me thinking, what do folks see on bikes they think is utter shite ?
    I'll start with a few.

    Anodised bolts that are not black or silver based.
    Coloured chains or braided hoses.
    Fake Carbon fibre anything.

    I could go on and fucking on (And usually do) but would be interested in others points, on complete tat fitted to bikes.....
     
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  2. Casoli parts
    Rizoma parts
     
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  3. Ducabike clear clutch covers

    Pretty much most of the Rizoma range

    Rim tape

    Rear lights with integrated indicators

    Over use of stickers (Ducati Manchester do a good job of making good bikes look wank)
     
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  4. It was the clear covers that got me started. There's a few Rizoma parts I like, but not many though tbh, maybe the occasional mirror part ??
     
  5. V4R wings
     
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  6. Purple shirt of any kind.
     
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  7. Yellow paint...
     
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  8. Red on Ducati's when the heritage is Yellow or Silver and the fashion victims who ride them :motorcycleduc::eyes:
     
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  9. Integrated rear lights!!! sorry....one of the best things to add....less is more....
     
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  10. Are Gold sided chains acceptable on the Mutley.. ... or is the OEM iron oxide red the only way forward?
     
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  11. Names on screens
     
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  12. Ordered this and it arrived today, it was anodised silver in the picture :mad:
    Wankers :rolleyes:

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  13. How do people know who you are without one? Although some probably wouldn’t like people to know ;)
     
  14. You dont see them on their cars
     
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  15. You don’t see wheels that cost as much as the car on cars either ;)
     
  16. Not on a bike but sunday riders with pristine knee sliders, factory fresh as tyre edges on Box Hill 749R's
     
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  17. On the sauce my good man?
     
  18. Gold chains rock.... It's the only gold item that should appear on a bike that does not belong to Jimmy Saville or Liberace !!
     
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  19. Öhlins
     
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  20. Oh yeah, and thems.... :upyeah::cool:
     
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