So what have you done today..?

Had to pop up to Kielder to sort a couple of jobs out so stopped at Bruntons Terret for a history lesson.

 

could not put it off any longer THE GARAGE CLEAN UP .

 

Took the 900ss out for a nice blast to loomies cafe petrol station then a long way round ride out to Salisbury, got home fucking soaking wet with sweat had another go at the 996 clutch, loads of air coming out still got bored because bleeding is as as much fun as fucking painting walls, i will sort it!!!!

 

5 cars 7 bikes and all that stuff in one lock-up you're having a george, Dave ?

 

no 1 guzzi 2 ducs 1 old suzi and then my kids joined in .

 

does every one with italian bikes end up with a pile of spare crap like this ?

 

You fit all those bikes in that there one garage or what,,and what happened to the rest of the Land rover.?

 

Nothing! Was going to go out for a ride to meet up with a mate with his new hyper but it seems my Multi has decided to run out of electricity

It’s a Leoch battery fitted Dec 18’ by the paperwork I got with the bike but no idea how it’s been maintain, (last owner only did 500miles since fitted and then if sat in a dealers showroom?)

ive kept it on a trickle charger since I’ve owned it but it wasn’t having it today, so battery shopping for me tomorrow

 

The galv cross member is for 'MONTY' my 200 tdi work van , he is just great in every way . A 1990 ninety had for 20 or more years , very much part of the family.

 

Very intimidating,that should stop the peasants revolt.

 

The wife told me tonight that from now on, I must wear a mask in bed.

How she reckons George Clooney's face will stop Coronavirus is beyond me

 

This afternoon I got my anger management counsellor to take a swing at me.

My work here is done

 

Me: "I got bitten on my walk this afternoon by a Rottweiler"

Wife "OMG What if it had been a small child Ron?"

Me: "For fucks sake Elsie, I could have fought off a small child"

 

Started reading The life of a racer by Michael Rutter.

 

I asked the wife today "what type of cut would suit me once the barber re-opens?"

Answer "A power cut"

 

Yeah, I kinda have no patience for that....

Get yourself certified with ADHD and they pay for an Admin person for you....

 

So I went to a barbecue at a mates house - had some drinks, ate some food, chatted like normal people.

Unfortunately at some point he mentioned the electrics in his outdoor entertainment area kept tripping the power out.

And then unlike normal people after he refused my request for a screwdriver several times, I went to the car and retrieved one.

I left happy and they were really pleased their electrical problem was solved and now his new partner understands all of the stories about me!

I can’t help it - does anyone else do this sort of thing?

 

I tried to help out some friends once when they were having trouble conceiving...need I go on?

 

Down at Coombe for some 4 wheel action with my brother.
Just passengering it, spent enough money crashing other people's vehicles this month.

 

A rover on a track day? Jesus, give that 20 minutes before it’s shitting itself and on fire.....