Another Panzer in Turville...... the windmill at the top of the hill is the one in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Cue Marco Gimpo......
Do any of you guys remember the lad at school pulled the pig tails of the girl he really fancied, to put her off the scent?
Would sooner dig my eyes out with a blunt spatula and beat my gentlemen's veg with a croquet hammer, than ride or even look at one of those Stasi piles of common as fuck, ugly as sin piles of shit whereby everyone fucking hates you for owning one.
One of my favourite chat up lines in the pubs many moons ago was to catch someone's eye, exchange a couple of glances then open with 'god your ugly' - * Edit for @chizel : do not try this on an actual ugly chick