You know you are getting old when....

But it helped rationalise your decision to take up dope smoking again!
Reminds me of my grandad with alz who took up pipe smoking again in his early 80,s as he couldn,t remember he had quit!

 

fook all to do with age Vulcanman, size of gut !

 

No chance,i'm a fine figure of a man as @Exige has seen me & would testify as fact.

 

Your a bit little very much like a finm with teeth

 

...and i thought you're going to be taller.

 

many Buffalo pass this way..........

 

Nope 6' 1" is enough even though my persona is stratospheric

 

Your going to require a "spokeshave" on there threshold of yours for future extraction with that statement.

 

When you’ve reached arms length to read something and yet still refuse to wear glasses

 

It was only for someone who pretends to have me on ignore

 

Would this be the number One or nine car.?

 

When you feel you have to sign every post with your name...

 

someone said to me that Hunt the Easter Egg Time is fun as you can hide them yourself and still play!

 

Cataracts? Glaucoma is excessive pressure in the eyes....
I have it in my family on both sides, all the grandparents have it.
Upside is free Eye tests.

 

When you look forward to buying a second Harley....

 

Even worse when your looking everywhere for your bloody glasses, then someone tells you their on your head

 

Aah thanks- there they are

 

You know you're old when you click on this thread to see if you are...

Rex

 

Nope: I’m definitely still not Rex?

Does that make me a youngster still?

 

Yes, by my calculations you still have a little time left...

Rex