You know you are getting old when....

...

 

When you're taking a pee and can't hear any splashing..............

 

Jeez, you must be old if you're peeing on your slippers

 

...when you’re swinging one leg over, just hoping the other hip doesn’t let go

 

Think he's means he peeing the bed bud.

 

Wellies maun........ oh please don't tell me PJs and slippers when going to bed ?

 

haven't done that since Hmm let me think ......... yest ............

 

Then I am old...

Do 30 plus years ago... Dating my latest ex wife...
I cam back to her place very very drunk.
NO I did not pee the bed... But across from the bedroom was the bathroom...
Next to the door was a piano bench...
After I peed in it I DID remember to put the seat down.

Screaming was involved.

Rex I always sign my name DengerVest


Shit I almost typed Rex down here. I am ancient

 

O look another one, I bet there's a third if I look closely!!

 

Yep I thought there would be.

 

That is 3, 4 you mean (not including the one already merged )

 

@Ducbird merge required

 

@Ducbird merge required

 

@Ducbird merge required

 

@Ducbird merge required

 

No PJ's here, too tropical - au naturel PB, au naturel

 

two much info Paul, but that's ok as i'll forget it in a minute.

 

Forget what? And who are you: do I know you?

Nurse, there’s a strange man bothering me?

Who are you?

 

When the elastic in your boxers has gone but you reckon you can get more wear out of them, so you wear them higher and use the trousers/shorts waistband to keep 'em up.

edit - when you don't notice that this a later thread on the same subject!

 

i dunno why Chris, i got a picture of Paul bollock naked wearing wellies to bed, fvck fvck.